Joey

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Happy birthday in advance Donn!
the party venue's indeed very easy to hunt and little time is needed to locate. im sure the GPS system is also useless. haa-haa-haa. * sense my sarcasm*

met up with Alex early aftn @ orchard to get present for donn.
in the end kept wandering off to sales section. haha Ralph Lauren have sale!! i want to shop i want to shop!! we got him billabong belt (2 way reversible) and lanyard. packed it into a billabong goodie bag.
sure he is happy!

too much time left to spare while waiting for charmaine's arrival, so sat down starbucks chit chat laugh laugh a bit.
as seen, followed by SINFUL succulent juicy meaty crispy tasty chicken wing snack.
MMmmmm..
Then we came up with ideas of food trails!!
japanese buffet, int'l buffet, indian food, steamboat, dimsum buffet, crab party, many many more!!

in euphoria after food!
a lot of aunties uncles @ the party, played games with donn sec sch fren n miserable 3 spsu frens inc me.

Silent Backyard: " everyone has to choose a card, the one with joker will have to do forfeit from a list. participants are not allowed to talk or laugh''

lots of punishments, only rmb some;

use laundry clips clip Nic's face and pull off hard!

slap donn's arm until red whole night,,

bury a guy's hands in ice box for 30 sec until numb..

pull 10 strands of my hair..KNN. purposely pull same spot,until bold patch.

alex to hump a tree in front of everyone,

hump the wall in front of everyone,

a guy to lie on the grass make grass angel,

i have to shake all relatives n friends hands like crazy. ''they think i self promo donn's gf wannabe. fking embarassing''

a guy to peel banana skin with mouth like BJ. LOL

group shot. happy after games!

formal
informal!

the plc dam dark and scary and secluded at night, no choice gotta book cab back. haha
quite surprise all the aunties n uncles yelled ''bye bye Joey' when i was leaving.
that place is filled with warmth.

Joey
8/31/2008 11:26:00 PM

Thursday, August 28, 2008

woke up late to meet fat one bcy MM for work at SIM. cz of an action turned horror turned erotic dream. LOL

we're thinkin.. ain't all Intitutes not that well to do?
ie; Institute of Technical education, Millenia Institute, Institute of mental health..
and sIm.
hmmm..
wonder wonder.

worked with other SP schoolmates from CLS, chemical engineers.
quite whacky n not so funny, but we had to laugh to entertain.

throughout the enjoyable stint, we realised that Phua siew hoon is related to mdm phua (beehoon) and another Phua (tanghoon) and another Mr Phua CB.
well... perhaps its really their family business. haha. must ask PSH.

aft that met up with Siti jocie jerry for 4phia. fcking scary scream scream like mad.
until ppl behind laugh at our screams.. due to the gruesome gory bloody disguesting scenes.

can fly out of window and kena stab at the flagpole... eeeyer.

go and watch ok.

to Siti jerry: '' you wanna go cinema scream, call us all scaredy cats go get frighten and cant sleep for many days . so u satisfied your desire? we certainly did a good job. hahaha"

Joey
8/28/2008 10:10:00 PM

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Job training @SrB with fat one, marathon n BCY.
fking rise and shine, everyone was late at Potong pasir.
it was really enriching, fun.. uh.. prank day @ Vivo after that.

finally, i graduated. mom n dad got excited upon my graduation. LOL
can u achieve this? hahaha

@ Vivo, dashed into Toys'R'us to play with baby dolls.
made them so fking sadist. nowadays, toy babies can cry, laugh, facial expression, poop,burp,aiyah,
practically everything! like real baby.

bump into mediacorp fliming a outdoor playarea. watched and tried to walk around the vicinity hoping to appear in film. haha.
BCy got excited, started his america next top model ( me) photoshoot. heh, got angmoh look at our professional photoshot session.

went up to rooftop for prankie under a huge cooling shade.
we started prank calling ppl, ramdon ppl on our phonelist. Bcy called celine-wanting fake crying to her '' im lost *sob* joey confessed to me....'' haha/.. and,
i called Edward fake crying " im so scaredd.. edmund confessed to me. he's way too aggressive,,, how how! "

LOL

good thing they didnt spill any Bad beans of us!

this one is for GAP Summer Collection ad poster.
elite model scouts, wherefore art thou!

look at his fk face. haha...

see-sawing!

edmund = Joey + Bryan.

tsk tsk tsk.. u ought to lose some mass fat one.

Joey
8/27/2008 10:38:00 PM

25th august.
PACC sucked, while econs was very do-able. hahaha..
Its also edward's birthday in advance.
the night before,
fat one, bryan n i were planning to give Edward a prankie. Ended up with trying to hide his presents in wastebin of female toilet asking him to hunt himself.

We weren't so mean afterall. however, vented frustrations on the gift.

23rd august, Duck tour with family and other tourists, to view fireworks at marina bay brought in by the Koreans.

some sorta fireworks exhibit.

The Duck could travel on land and in water so its a new experience (for me)

though views were blocked, wish i could put in the video. but its too large.

GiNormous HAM!! do u see Bam-Bam??

study study for econs!

my dad major econs,

mama is home economist

fren is econs lecturer,

so i must excel!

Joey
8/27/2008 12:04:00 AM

Friday, August 22, 2008

There are many kinds of lie in this world.

there are the white lies,
there are the black lies,
and many many shades of grey lies.

Joey
8/22/2008 01:16:00 AM

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Woke up from a fuzzy dream. WTH?!

Preparing to play Golf with my family, and saw a banner with my profile stuck on the wall.
Dad gave me 2 pink pills from a big bag.
asked mom if i could eat those Ecstacy pills. she said yes, and told me to eat those Ecstasy Pills.

Felt extremely high, and felt Ecstatic! woots.

Joey
8/17/2008 11:53:00 PM

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Went to town with Fat one today to buy stuff.

Had a fufilling Carls jr meal that we cldn't finish. so we packed up like auntie & uncle. -.-''

Shopped at PS, Meridian, Heeren, Paragon, Lido,Far East and Tangs.
all i could say is.. that its an eye opening experience. From the High end to the Low end.

Fat one bought 4tops and myself a tank top. haha
we are happy!

Then we saw a Mercedes with a rich women coming out, with her fffugly lover. could be seen that they're filthy rich from the stuff they shopped.. at least S$50k.

so edmund & i concluded:
yes, she may be very rich and leading lavishly, but she won't be experiencing real happiness.
What is the definition of happiness?
It is through feelings of love, and warmth.
So, she must be always talking to all her branded stuff when she feels lonely or sad.
Perhaps shopping is the only option for her to feel good. tsk tsk.

if only someone could give me ten thousand dollars to splurge in a day...

Joey
8/14/2008 10:43:00 PM

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Itab MSword was definitely way way better than MSexcel! aiming for a 95.
BCY said there will be a class outing but it turned out to be on his own part. grrr.

Decided on Jurong Point. We discovered a brand new Teletubie Lala Land lookalike playground-adventure-park newly built on the train ride.

So we scurried down to start our adventure!

met Jocelyn & Siti to slack around, ended up taking Neoprints.
its been a long long time since i last had neoprint photoshoots. =)

neoprintss!!

This is still how I take the train (1.5 years later)

WEEEEEE!!!

Gearing BCY

on the wobbly bridge.

STB can consider taking this picture to publicise serenity within SG!

Pre- photoshoot.
fat one trying to push!!

Discovered Teletubies Lala Land!

Joey
8/13/2008 10:05:00 PM

Sunday, August 10, 2008

I understand how u feel.. i find the pure coincidence funny too.
perhaps theres really really tons of fate between us.
This is what u call TRUE friend wad. haha!
cheer up. u know we all care. =) give me a call if u need anything k? take care..

Rushed over to meet Dad for breakfast when a reporter from straits time approached with a camera wanting to interview me. At that split second, i thought how fuglily pale ill look on the papers without touch-up.
I REJECTED them like a superstar..ha-ha.

After visiting Grandma in TTSH, dad brought me to feast on Famous Crab Porridge. its freaking delicious, worth eating, cz they include one whole crab (small one) into the big bowl of congee!
i bet fat one's drooling now. ha-ha.
i'll bring u there if theres a chance k. dun say i not friend enough!

oh.. the best part is, the meepok auntie say i very pretty, then she told the sell crab auntie. LOL. a moment later, beverage auntie complimented my beauty too. LOL!! so ... they made my day! hahaha.

Get well soon Granny. my heart ached when i saw the really frail side of her..

theres nothing i could do.. except asking her how she felt and help her in whatever she needs.

Like.. getting missy to deliver Jug of water enough for at least 3 visits to the loo. and washing her dentures for her. Tho i was quite mean to laugh at her teethless gums. hmmm.

I swear im goin to love her more before losing her.
She's the glue i need to my paternal side. I won't know wad to do without her.
I have learnt to cherish my loved ones more from painstakingly ill lessons.

Joey
8/10/2008 11:29:00 PM

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Happy 43rd National Day!

not enough national education? or is it just plain mirror image? hmmm..

day swim with family, and took pictures underwater!! can u achieve this?

im floating.. Im Floating...IM FLOATING!!

Went to sakura for buffet, had many many rounds for 2 hours non-stop.
well.. i love those cheese oven baked oyster, but too embarassed to take more cz i realise those chefs were actually starting to notice my many many many rounds.. awww.

i feel terrible as im drafting this pwoooost.why is it that harsh reality will always come overwhelmingwhen a person's experiencing happiness?why am i experiencing so much now..its coming again and again.im starting to feel the brunt of everything.. i can't live in denial anymore.its just too much to take.. much less accomodating to it..until a point i feel so sorry for myself.. i can't help indulging in self pityness.feeling so pathetic and helpless.. why is everyone able to live on so happily except me..why am i always having to get hurt.. hiding my true emotions under so called happiness people see.i could hardly breathe anymore..
Lastly, all i have to say is i miss u terribly.i cant control myself anymore.. i know u'l be sad too knowing this.but that's the way it is..my love for u is like the stars above.you're my rainbow, and at the end, u'll find me, the pot of gold.remember?i said i wanna do everything that includes you,everything.i want my life to revolve around you.i want u so much.. until i feel pain deep inside.i know, u too, will feel the same way as i do.
I always needed time on my ownI never thought I'd need you there when I criedAnd the days feel like years when I'm aloneAnd the bed where you lieIs made up on your side
When you walk awayI count the steps that you takeDo you see how much I need you right now?
When you're goneThe pieces of my heart are missing youWhen you're goneThe face I came to know is missing tooWhen you're goneThe words I need to hear to always get me through the dayAnd make it okayI miss you
I've never felt this way beforeEverything that I doReminds me of youAnd the clothes you leftThey lie on the floor And they smell just like youI love the things that you do
We were made for each other Out here forever I know we were Yeah, yeah
And all I ever wanted was for you to knowEverything I do I give my heart and soulI can hardly breathe I need to feel you here with me.

Joey
8/09/2008 11:19:00 PM

Friday, August 8, 2008

It all ended with a happy note.

Dashed to SAC for free buffet aka. durian party aka. watch olympics opening.

have to clarify. I WAS INVITED TO GO and brought two frens to be my sidekick.But the stinky malay recep guy rejected my registration to get sticker pass. grrso i ask SPSU senior to sign in for me while that SMUG smirked.so paiseh to go back, but

Free food must eat b4 leaving!

went through so much for these pathetic sticker passes!!

Channel news asia, there.. dono got shoot my face for not. hehehe

ppl thought i join MMSP in waiting room wahahha. so flattered

she is the one joining. ah lian ms SP wannabe. hahaha!

Ms Universe wannabe.

Library operated only from 2pm onwards, so bryan marathon and i were kinda stranded.. decided on the staircase outside library but A guy was sitting there alone.. emo-ing.

we tried yelling 'go away' from far.. it didn't work
we tried using pressure by surrounding him to force him away.. it didnt work.
out of desperation, i ran up n stomped realllly hard to scare him off from behind. It worked!

it works just like scaring stray cats n birds.hahaha!!!..

edmund aka. The Fat one joined.. and we ended up watching bits of undesirable videos. T_T
u noe that's part of MOB, under Maslow's hierarchy theory. -> physiological need.
hmmm... i just listened to my songs. xP

then tried to study for MOB in quiet zone and irritating Siti kept coming to tickle us. grrr. but she's nice enough to offer us her Muffin. so BCY, fat one n i shared her miserable muffin. -.-''

MOB was alright, funny thing is, whole class went to wrong MLT venue. hahaha no wonder so many unfamiliar faces. toot class! haha.

Followed by MMSP audition with celine-wanting. she'is typical ahlian Miss SP wannabe.
haiz.. nothing to say.
talent is talk rubbish and play poker cards. dear.. hope her outstanding personality cld shine through the others bah.all the best. =) xoxo.

As knowned, SB gets scary when it's late.. so had no choice but to use Gents again. haiz. at least edmund alex sherwin protect me inside. hahaha.

me: ' aye, so dirty sia. u all dono how to pee properly"
them: ' different way, we have pipe'
me : " T_T" (scared n still have to pee)

MAma and adam went to birdpark today.she bought me an ostrich and adam a seal.. i think.both are pretty.

Joey
8/08/2008 10:10:00 PM

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

POLY50 today! with 160 teams running 50 rounds around SP!!
so i became lap counter in charge of TEAM 16. i hrd they frm Nautical science. hmmm.. all fit fit tann tann very good looking! kekke.

went main library scout for MR & MS SP contestants with daniel LG n YL.
we scared hell out of ppl by popping from behind! whhhaaha

Barged into Gents, cz i seriously need to wash my dirty hands.. so...

me: '' anybody in here??''
guys: "oh yesyes!! OMG tt a girl??!! "
me: "yes i am. im coming in to wash hands. ain't goin to peep"
guys: " aaaaah!!! shit.. my underwear not on! "
me : " -.-''

scouting!

Wonderful sight! official opening of poly50

SPSU lap counters! (finally got the SP tee shirt okie..)

Joey
8/06/2008 09:34:00 PM

Monday, August 4, 2008

SHOWTIME between 05 and 06 today!

Alan lek and 06 really came hand in hand to trash all 05s down. hahaha

it nearly broke into a full fledged fight.

then i was all alone in quiet room to study MOB. Eventually took a nap before heading to notes until 5pm

Dashed to SPSU for quickie meeting $15k budget for Appreciation night. if u're invited u better come. its gona be freaking worth it and grand and posh and fun.

upcoming wednesday POLY50. come witness the run.

pukeees

we are creative! u see those things?

alan lek hiding behind pissing scared.

my pretty solo shot.

AS I PROMISED TO POST LECTURE ANS.

am i loved?

how much do i worth?

life still goes on

learning to live better..

Joey
8/04/2008 09:08:00 PM