Feel free to send me your CV plus 1page description to apply to be my BFF. (Best Friend Forever)
pre-requisites: you have to be nice you have to be funny you have to be whacky, adventuous you have to like sports brands you have to be as hot as me or hotter you must be humble you have to be a critique ( not to me) you musn't be too tall or short. preferably between 155-169cm for girls; 165-200cm for guys you must Not be broke all the time ( i mean all the time) you must have the passion to eat, find good food. you mustn't have ugly hair. CONGRATULATIONS!!! if u fit descriptions above. i am proud to say you are the one in a million kind of rare gem i've been looking for! Feel free to send in your CV too, if u don't fit all of the above. i may consider. I will definitely read every mail. =)
Joey 7/31/2008 08:38:00 AM
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
I seriously have to pull up my socks REAL HIGH for semestral exams.
''people see what u seem, but only u know what u are'' MCMCMCMCMC club. i wanna stalk bryan in there. i WILL rape you.. BCY..
Joey 7/29/2008 10:00:00 PM
Monday, July 28, 2008
Saturday
went to jermaine's place to build IDEAS CA3 machine!
spent 3 hrs, directed a short flim. enjoy!
Today!
Had combined ideas presentation of DBA 05 and 06.
only until now, we found Alan Lek a great lecturer.
he taught us many little details that should not be missed.
like 06 all wore formally for presentation and had a standard prototype for PPT.
Not only making our Ideas better,he suaned other class' ideas and stood up for us!
haha.
That fat guy n indian guy better watch out. say our class bullshit. next week 06 and alan lek come hand in hand to thrash u down.
went K1 to slack. after graduating from IDEAS. hahaha! finally.
highly orgasmic ooh? found love. waaah. stinks. black panther. people thought i was a lecturer.
Joey 7/28/2008 08:30:00 PM
Thursday, July 24, 2008
overslept, therefore skipped 2 hrs surojit stats tutorial and turned up for 1 PACC lecture.
so sorry marathon.. couldn't make it cz i was still in bed. =P
followed by MOB project in the library, but instead, we're discussing about ' Project Pervert' whereby we are going to complile all the perverts who request meeting to our Slut profile @ one location, one timing , one dress code! everyone got so fascinated!! so we're deciding to do it during the 10week holiday!! pls sign up if ur intersted to join! haa-haa-haa!
Then went to play tennis with aaron edward n zhihong. zhihong didnt know its my 1st attempt today, so he immediately dodged and said '' aaron, u play with her, i'm not skilled enough'' HhHahahah!!.. cz i look like pro! =)
then went to Pepper lunch@IMM for SPSU family dinner, and celebrated Celeste's birthday. yes,yes, i very cheapskate, ask everyone to stamp on my PPL card so by 10th stamp (which is next meal)so i am getting a free PPL meal. whatever u call me !
my 18th bd celeste! see my cream moustache? the masculine side of me pepper dinner. candidates for ms SP. yeah, i too gorgeous, take with them will spoil their beauty, so i became phptographer. nice headbands. retarded+ stroke + muscle spasm.
22nd of July attended borign memorandom. walao eh. all APNNs. (if u don't know, please ask me, we have to be discreet) indian association, indian dance, heng not indian food. phew..
then went out with DH for dinner. shall not talk about it. haahaa. that one is very personal. LOL!
I principle of SP (the lady) signing the memorandom. DBA 06. see jiahui's dented face/??? still ugly edward. how is he going to make it for Mr SP pageant??!
met up with Allan to Mustafa to get his stuff and prepare ingredients for chilli competition. walked around and we discovered tons of Fugly outfits..ewww. and fortunately, we managed to squeese through the dense Indian crowed to find stuff for e highly anticipated chilli eating competition!! FUGLY = Fcukin ugly chilli chilli!!
At Sentosa :
thirst nearly killed us, so we hopped into DelMar and ordered anything tt appealed to us. well, there's something i have to say.. Staffs there are snobbish . '' Sorry, You 2 have to spend a minimun of $100 to sit on the daybeds.'' sheesh.. but we couldnt be bothered. Quenched out thirst in 5 mins and left.
very sian face. after the snobbish encounter.
more ppl came, had buffet dinner and everyone was socialising around.. did lots of silly stuff, like sultry catwalks ( i didnt noe my mama was looking ), rumba, sing out loud, and chilli competition. contestents were XianFeng frm SB camp bunk murdany,guanyu,yaoye from DBA6 Nicholas , Alex from SPSU they had Thai sweet chilli, tobasco,wasabi,regular fresh chilli and fresh chilli padi!! wahahaha.. it was crazy.. and Alex won. he went on finishing the rest.. *rolls eyes* blew my super ugly photocake cake with ugliest pictures from last year (proudly sponsored by allan benny russell ahkiat). and got dumped into the pool. LOL not bad a feeling tho!
swimming duck. where's my tiara??!?!
SLEEPOVERS proceeded to Cafe DM and drank till we see stars!! hahaa! bryan toh, Shenglian , russ and allan took turns to piggyback me back to resort. LOL not wasted okay.. Just too tired to walk back.. ha-ha-ha! went back to room n slept until morning. u see my stars?
jus woke up... wakey-wakey!
20TH JULY went to beach, followed by a swim in pool and we showered tog! hahaha. dun be surprised! yes, allan russ n I showered together! so freaking funny laaah! making bubbles n taking pictures! *winks* anwway, promise ill post up pictures soon!! very very soon please be patient! =)
check out late lunch at carl jr
superman pose again, after 2 yrs. digging hole!!celine liow wanting & joey tio wanting
Joey 7/20/2008 09:20:00 PM
J-O-E-Y
Y 19th July 1991
Y Singapore Poly
Y Dip. Business Admin
Y Students' Union Finance Committee
Y SPBP mentoring
Y Ex-Whitleyan 4e1'07
Y Ex-MCS 6A'03
I'm funny! I'm funky! i love to extend my helping hand,
Have so much love for every living thing, Love my friends and family,
Living a happy and fulfilling life.